![]() Then you could always have a medicinal hamburger. Anyways where was I, oh that's right so back then you didn't get a lollipop for going to the doctor's, no they used to carry around a big staff with a snake on it and if you were bad they'd bite ya with venom! Of course that was before Taft put a ban on practicing religion from February 8th of 1910 to February 10th of 1910, but back then we didn't call the month February, it was known as Jarch, because it came right in between January and the annual Marching parade that occurred on April 2nd. So back then we just gave polio to anyone who was sick and then by comparison their first disease didn't seem so bad. Now here's where shellfish tools get tricky because after dubya-dubya two the US saw an influx of Jewish immigrants that couldn't be operated on with shellfish so we had to invent a new way of curing diseases. Of course we didn't have surgical equipment or sanitizer in those days thanks to the great medicine embargo of 1942, in fact if you had to cut someone open you had to use lobster claws! Lobstotomys I think they were called. That was the only pencil we had in the entire town and I never finished my thesis.Īnd ya see the thing about a doctoral thesis is that one is required to get your doctorate degree, but back in my day you were elected the town's top doctor if you could estimate someone's heartbeat to within 400 beats per fortnight. Think he was one of those German bears trained by the kaiser. ![]() Unfortunately before he ran off he snagged the pencil and yelled out "yoink". I was able to fight him off with nothing but my hands and the pencil I was writing with. I was working on my doctoral thesis when the biggest bear you've ever seen came charging out of the woods at me. Back then folks would work up to 17 jobs just to get home and be whooped by their mama for not working hard enough. I was working at the shoe shine store to put myself through medical school. The first time I heard the word yoink as I recall was back in nineteen aught six.
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